hahaha so i was in Burger King the other day, right? and my order was being taken from some freak who looks and sounds like nardwuar (you know, the guy from muchmusic that always sounds like a castrotti (please don't tell me you don't know who that is)) and he screwed it up totally so i had to smack him around until he got it right. Anyway I sit down and this old fat guy sits behind me going "Uuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhh, god dammit" like every ten seconds, as if he was about to have a heart attack or something.

So apparently I sat matt wersch in perkins on sunday, not realizing it at all until i saw him say that on his "webpage". I also see that after that, he used the words "i'm", "gonna" "strangle", "tool", "while", "sleep", "with", and "you".