ok let's hope this works this time...

Have you ever noticed that in the matrix when Neo fights the agent in the subway that he's actually fighting an old homeless man? And the old homeless man is the one that's doin all the karate moves and kicks keanu reeves' ass and he also gets hit by the train.

old homeless man.

Who in the hell makes an Interac virus anyways????? Some fucking 28-year-old retard who still lives in his parents' basement, no doubt. Let's just say I starved yesterday because of the fagmoron who did that.

"Tony... How'd you know my name was Tony? Are you tracing this call? 'cause if you are, you're gonna get real intimately acquainted with... what your brains look like."

hahaha so i was in Burger King the other day, right? and my order was being taken from some freak who looks and sounds like nardwuar (you know, the guy from muchmusic that always sounds like a castrotti (please don't tell me you don't know who that is)) and he screwed it up totally so i had to smack him around until he got it right. Anyway I sit down and this old fat guy sits behind me going "Uuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhh, god dammit" like every ten seconds, as if he was about to have a heart attack or something.

So apparently I sat matt wersch in perkins on sunday, not realizing it at all until i saw him say that on his "webpage". I also see that after that, he used the words "i'm", "gonna" "strangle", "tool", "while", "sleep", "with", and "you".

What's wrong with you people???

Why can't you be more like THESE IDIOTS?

"KAMAAAAAN!!! DON'T.. TOUCH... STUFF!!!"
- Mr. Cole (a.k.a. Fuckin' psycho)

hey listen you all, i am the king of manitoba!!! you will all do things for me like bring food and arrange assassinations. how does that sound?

whoa, brian did you know that your webpage has nothing on it? there's just a few ad banners and that's it. that's about it, i don't know if you noticed that or not but i'm cool and awesome and everything that comes with that and that's where the rain of frogs begins.

Gett out your Snes emulators, girls. Two awesome games from Square that I recommend: "Front Mission" and "Bahamut Lagoon". and neither of them made it to NA so you can't buy them i guess.