I've noticed that Pepsi Blue tastes like how a dollar store smells. You'll notice it too.

Also, i remember saying "oh my various gods" to charlene earlier today, and she was like =O. yes it was fun

you wanna know something?
i like when brian wears clothes, too.

"WOOOOP woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop" -- Zoidberg

To everyone:

STOP PLAYING DIABLO!!!
Diablo is dead to me. Diablo 2 is where ye all should be. Not only does it look better, you get more characters and most importantly: YOU CAN RUN!!! and all that other stuff too. so yeah... and stuff.

To Brian:
"monologue," not "dialogue"

Anyways, I went to darkzone for the first time last night, which was cool. My first game I ranked 9 out of 11, which is terrible (some goddamn kid was totally camping on the 2nd floor). My second game i ranked 6 out of 29 with 41% accuracy, which i guess is ok for a second game ever (could've done better, though). I also got shot in the eyes by a laser in the first game and went half blind (those lasers are pretty strong actually). So then, that's what we should do sometime is go to darkzone. WHO'S WITH ME!!!?!
(and that would be when you all cheer and shout "Denny's the coolest")

Star
Wars
Galactic
Battle-
Grounds

Sorry, I thought you guyz already knew what that was.

i meant to say "nervous", not "nervious". The end.

OOHHHHHHHHHHH, the quad....LAAAser. Now I remember. I don't know why we're not past this yet but anyways...

Speaking of random randling... randon lamb... Random.....Ramblings (that's hard to say), I'd just like to point out that I REALLY suck at strategy games. In fact the only one I'm good at is SWGBG, which may as well be called Age of Empires 3. Also Civ 3 is good, but that doesn't count since it's not multiplayer (which is a good thing what with it being turnbased and all GYAHLLL!!!). I'd also like to say that Glen hurts my feelings a lot, which makes me sad... then /\/\ /-\ />... then nervious... then etc. But it's nothing compared to the horsewhippings I endure every morning at 4:30. HAHAHA!!!... seriously.

As for wrist-safe games, I have one for ya, Char. It's called Fallout 2. (hopefully Tactics is better like Ryan says it is)

Well it seems that I will be missing out on yet another LAN party. I must be in the city Saturday for 2 job interviews so that means I can't come to Carman today. And there aren't any Greyhound buses that run on Saturday ACK!!! So anyway, send me a postcard, 'cuz it seems fate will once again not allow me to LAN >=@

"The eagle has lanned" - i came up with that

AAAAAA Quadlaser... why does that sound familiar??? I went to Google to search up quadlaser and i got links to laser printer websites. So my question is are you guys gonna kill me with a laser printer? Although i'm sure i heard quadlaser from a game or something... AARGLE!!! now you guys probably think i'm totally lame.

Oh, one last message to Kevin:

I just finished watching Boondock Saints

F***!!!

A**!!!

that old guy is heelarious! haha

What's the deal with egg heads?
And what's the deal with moon rocks?
And what's the deal with cheese phobias?
I wish i had some punchlines for those Seinfeld-esque jokes but i'm not as clever as he is
But anyway, come and get me Rance. You could use your bald head as a battering ram to break down my door!!! See how resourceful I am?

...and then there was me...

Well this is the very first message that i put up here and it may or may not be the last. and you people must tell me more about LAN parties cuz i missed out on the last one, even though i might have not come home anyways, but whatever. Oh and by the way Kevin, why didn't you use a fake pic?