hmm...

this place looks pretty empty right now.
i'm talkin about the weblog.

k now, are we having this LAN next week or what? As far as i know, i'm not working monday, tuesday, or wed (but i can't do it on wednesday cuz of christmas). so monday or tuesday, which is it??

In other news, i need somebody (preferably in the city) to hook me up with ff7 for PC. seems that it's very rare now. Also i wish i was a smoker right now just so i can get this, or this. now don't those look shiny and cool?

i hate my fridge.
my fridge is dirty.
my fridge can't hold enough food.
my fridge has no food in it.
this is what's called discfrigeration.

HAHAHA this is the lamest thing i've ever written.

Sorry, Brian, but i can't afford to live with you guys. and even if i could i'd be living in rez, which i am not doing either, now. Or maybe if the rent was less than what i see it is now.
l don't have much else to talk about right now so whatever and etc.

"Hey Billy, who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?"
"Jack Nicholson now? or in 1974?"
"'74"
"......................................Meg Ryan."

ooten.

HHHUUUIIIIIIII
My name is bob kowalchuk and I am an alcohalic. Its nice to be back on the blog:)

i'm only posting to see what my new avatar is.
so...
yeah.

SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who is mine supposed to be?

i DO hit "post and publish", Ryan.
all the time.
what are YOU talking about?
MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(?)

Oh, i forgot bout the 40x12x40x CD-RW.

Btw Ryan, you gonna explain what the hell that thing is?

okays now, here would be my machine rite here:

Pentium 4 1.8GHz
256 MB DDRAM
64 MB video (this is an SiS, which I am very ashamed of)
40 GB Harddrive
onboard sound (ack)
and etc.

can't think of any other specs, so there it be. it's too bad i didn't have a better budget, cuz then i could get a more recent system (I shouldn't even have bought this one).
Ahwell.
I wish i knew more people like Ryan does, but he lives in rez and i don't and i'm still mad at myself for not being smart enough to apply early or whatever (I guess it's kinda too late to keep complaining bout that but anyways). so stop talking about... people... Ryan!!! it makes me jealous and whatnot (j/k).
Btw Kevin, as for my brother, he doesn't know the meanings of a LOT of words, just so you know. Ask him what "euphoria" is.

i have to go to class now.

the word...... is....... IDIOCY.

but anyway,

tomorrow's the day, kids. the day when i get the computer that is... awesome... and whatnot. Your day of reckoning is upon you, you got that?

and it's TomorroW!!

................. i dont feel like it.

i bet only 1 out of 10,000 people can understand what Ryan just wrote.

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Holy hellsbellsinahandbasket!! 100% on a calc quiz. that's somethin else isn't it.

.............................
...................
....................sponge bath??

dress up as me. I'm scary.

...wait wait. how come you're still dressing up for halloween? are you not a little old for that sorta thing? i'm too tired to argue aboot it so let's also suggest Brian, cuz he's evil. i'm just kidding; don't dress up as brian.

'Soop everyone.

k i only read like the last three someodd posts and only bout half of ryan's last post cuz it's so long and whatnot. So let's begin the criticism:
- How come you guys like unix so much? I try to use it and give up quickly cuz it's not familiar or whatever something like that. or maybe cuz they are the university's computers and you can't do ANYTHING on them that you want to do.
- STUDENT LOAN!!! IT'S COMIN SOON (IT BETTER!!!)
- Ryan? who's ryan? i think i recall talking to somebody named ryan like a THOUSAND years ago
- where am i???

uhh... thats all for now.

how much you want for it?

SHUT UP!!! i meant to say *scientist*.

well it seems i'm going to learn writing java programs and stuff. "Hello World" is SOOO frucking complicated. You have to be a rocket science to write that motherlovin program. Oh but don't worry bout me cuz I am cool... right?

I just realized that this link doesn't lead to a website of any kind, but who cares.

i wish i had money.
i'm down to nothin here.
again.

Oh, my brother got ultima online. thats what you should be playing instead of runescape.

I've noticed that Pepsi Blue tastes like how a dollar store smells. You'll notice it too.

Also, i remember saying "oh my various gods" to charlene earlier today, and she was like =O. yes it was fun

you wanna know something?
i like when brian wears clothes, too.

"WOOOOP woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop" -- Zoidberg

To everyone:

STOP PLAYING DIABLO!!!
Diablo is dead to me. Diablo 2 is where ye all should be. Not only does it look better, you get more characters and most importantly: YOU CAN RUN!!! and all that other stuff too. so yeah... and stuff.

To Brian:
"monologue," not "dialogue"

Anyways, I went to darkzone for the first time last night, which was cool. My first game I ranked 9 out of 11, which is terrible (some goddamn kid was totally camping on the 2nd floor). My second game i ranked 6 out of 29 with 41% accuracy, which i guess is ok for a second game ever (could've done better, though). I also got shot in the eyes by a laser in the first game and went half blind (those lasers are pretty strong actually). So then, that's what we should do sometime is go to darkzone. WHO'S WITH ME!!!?!
(and that would be when you all cheer and shout "Denny's the coolest")

Star
Wars
Galactic
Battle-
Grounds

Sorry, I thought you guyz already knew what that was.

i meant to say "nervous", not "nervious". The end.

OOHHHHHHHHHHH, the quad....LAAAser. Now I remember. I don't know why we're not past this yet but anyways...

Speaking of random randling... randon lamb... Random.....Ramblings (that's hard to say), I'd just like to point out that I REALLY suck at strategy games. In fact the only one I'm good at is SWGBG, which may as well be called Age of Empires 3. Also Civ 3 is good, but that doesn't count since it's not multiplayer (which is a good thing what with it being turnbased and all GYAHLLL!!!). I'd also like to say that Glen hurts my feelings a lot, which makes me sad... then /\/\ /-\ />... then nervious... then etc. But it's nothing compared to the horsewhippings I endure every morning at 4:30. HAHAHA!!!... seriously.

As for wrist-safe games, I have one for ya, Char. It's called Fallout 2. (hopefully Tactics is better like Ryan says it is)

Well it seems that I will be missing out on yet another LAN party. I must be in the city Saturday for 2 job interviews so that means I can't come to Carman today. And there aren't any Greyhound buses that run on Saturday ACK!!! So anyway, send me a postcard, 'cuz it seems fate will once again not allow me to LAN >=@

"The eagle has lanned" - i came up with that

AAAAAA Quadlaser... why does that sound familiar??? I went to Google to search up quadlaser and i got links to laser printer websites. So my question is are you guys gonna kill me with a laser printer? Although i'm sure i heard quadlaser from a game or something... AARGLE!!! now you guys probably think i'm totally lame.

Oh, one last message to Kevin:

I just finished watching Boondock Saints

F***!!!

A**!!!

that old guy is heelarious! haha

What's the deal with egg heads?
And what's the deal with moon rocks?
And what's the deal with cheese phobias?
I wish i had some punchlines for those Seinfeld-esque jokes but i'm not as clever as he is
But anyway, come and get me Rance. You could use your bald head as a battering ram to break down my door!!! See how resourceful I am?

...and then there was me...

Well this is the very first message that i put up here and it may or may not be the last. and you people must tell me more about LAN parties cuz i missed out on the last one, even though i might have not come home anyways, but whatever. Oh and by the way Kevin, why didn't you use a fake pic?

Word to big bird!
Hello everyone. This message is coming to you straight from the garage. I'm kickin it in here to some Extol!:)
I'm glad that everyone is enjoying the garage thus far and I hope that it will continue. We couldn't make this happen without everyone's support.
If anyone has a spare co(r you going to the mall)uch to donate to the garage for the summer or for good it would be muchly appreciated!
Peace out
Alex